Young dudes playing twinkly lil emo ditties like a bau5
really pretty especially the song that is about Alyssa but isn't but so is.

This would've been totally hilarious if I posted this three days before Christmas but I'm not, it's nowhere near Christmas. In fact, it's probably as far from Christmas as you can get and I don't give a shit because this album has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas. Fuck Christmas, I don't care for it. Hell, it's not even an album, it's an EP. Extended play. As opposed to a long play? Extended sounds like it ought to be longer than long. Shit, I don't care. This is the soundtrack to your girlfriend breaking up with you and getting together with some piece of shit junkie trash and making dumb twitter statuses about how she loves her boy dumb amounts and couldn't be happier while you continue to be a worthless loser going nowhere in life fast, but fuck it you get to play Oblivion all day and Skyrim's coming out in November and you don't need a girlfriend because video games are way better anyway and they won't break your fragile little emo heart.
Punk rock classic, get this if you're not afraid to embrace your inner necrophiliac and chant along to I wanna fuck, I wanna fuck the dead! Because, you know, that would totally give you limitless amounts of punx cred. Don't be afraid this'll be like any other punk record you've heard because there's something different about this I can't quite label. It's got quite a deathrock-esque sound to it. Worth your time.
Whiny emo songs for whiny emo kids. More than just 'songs about girls and being sad and stuff'. Get this if you're a fan of Mineral and the ilk because it sounds like them but arguably better. Arguably. You're welcome to argue that. I'm just here to hyperbole after all. If you were here then I would take you eeeveryyywheeere. Listen to that song if you only listen to one (why the fuck would you ever do that?) because it's certainly among the better emo songs in the history of emo songs. Emo is a really dumb word.
Holy shoegazing punx hardcore just got interesting. I really hope more hardcore bands take a leaf out of The Men's book in the future because it really is a breath of fresh air to see them try something a little different. This is rad. That's the word that comes to mind. Rad. People should use that word more often without trying to be ironic. Leave Home seems like a logical progression from their noisier previous release Immaculada, seeing the band focusing more on the less conventional parts of their sound and with great success. I think it's way more punx to play whatever the fuck you want as opposed to the same rehashed hardcore everybody else has been playing for years. The Men are more punx than you. All of you. Deal with it.