Fleshpress - III - The Art of Losing All

 feel like sluj? heres sum sluj

Thou - The Archer & The Owle

An EP or something from my favouritest sludge band in the whole wide world (probably). The last Pygmy Lush cover is absolutely brilliant and the Nirvana cover is cool too. I have nothing more to say.

The Archer & The Owle

Thou - Tyrant

This is one evil, crushing, unrelenting punch in the dick.

Tyrant

Grief - Come To Grief

Fucking crushing.

All that you need to know.


Come To Grief

Harvey Milk - A Small Turn of Human Kindness

WHHAAAAAAATSS FUUUUUUCKINN FUUUUUNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?




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A Small Turn of Human Kindness

Boris - Heavy Rocks

you know the drill

sludgy tunes + rocky japanese vox + energetic drumming and rifzzfs = boris on this album = AWESOME

(and they're happy to give you a good, slow, pummeling sludge song or two to boot)

KEN mode - Mennonite

What we got here, see, is a nice solid slab of sludgy noisy metal

kind of a shitty band name but

BAND RULES THO JSAYIN'

Cavity - Supercollider

Get your sludgz on. A solid mix of old school heavy, old school in your face worldcrushing awesome, seamless psychedelia and just riffriffriffriffs.

Gadoooooooooooooooooosh

Thou - Summit

YOWLING GLACIAL EPICS.

grushin'

Asunder/Graves At Sea Split

Oops looks like I just accidently sludged all over your face, ugh you might wanna wipe that stuff out of your eyes I hear it can cause blindness. And deafness. Fuck it, there's no hope for you now might as well just curl up in a ball and die already.

Turn it up to 11

Thou - Peasant

so fucking good ahhhhhhhhh. Thick, disgusting sludge metal that'll kick your ass so hard that you will eventually not want it to kick your ass anymore.

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sludge it up bitchesss

Coffinworm - When All Became None

Sup everybody.

Coffinworm are a five-piece from Indiana, who just so happen to have released one of the best albums this year, through the mighty Profound Lore.

They channel all things filthy into When All Became None, using dense riffs and lacerating vocals, creating some blackened-sludgy-doom awesomeness.

Don't even know why I need to say anything more, just get it.


When All Became None

Dystopia - Human = Garbage

people suck

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listen

In Japannnnnn

Got in to Tokyo yesterday. Place is so humid right now goddamn. It's cool though coz I got to see my family and KITTENS fuck they're cute. They're not really kittens anymore actually, they're basically fully grown. Still adorable though.

Anyways here's some Japanese music

Envy - Insomniac Doze - post rock screamo

Corrupted - El Mundo Frio - sludge

1000 Travels of Jawaharlal - 終わりは来ない - screamo

Intestine Baalism - Anatomy of the Beast - melodic death metal

Ryuichi Sakamoto - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - neoclassical, electronic

Fuck

Waking up in the morning fucking sucks. You get up feeling no more rested than you did the night before and you still have an entire day of bullshit to look forward to. Just wonderful. Now happy music just isn't going to cut it, you have work and frankly any kind of cheer is just going to piss you the fuck off. So you get out some Low (an aptly named band) and begin the trek to work feeling hopelessly sorry for yourself.

Low - I Could Live In Hope

You get into work and your boss looks at you funny, so you glare back at him. I mean who the fuck does this snotty little man think he is anyway? He strolls up to you and asks to have a quiet word. Pretentious faggot. If he wants to say anything he can say it out loud - right here. Being the docile animal that you are, you follow him into his office and he promptly states that you're work is 'less than satisfactory'. Bullshit. You work your fucking ass off so that he and his smug little colleagues can do jack shit all day. We'll see about that. Your ears roar as you close your hands around his throat, forcing the air from his lungs and pounding his head over and over again into the desk, taking delight in how he bleeds all over the horrendously expensive upholstery.


Weekend Nachos - Bleed EP

You leave the office with an enormous grin plastered on your face. After all, today is a good day. You knew it would be when you woke up this morning. Or at least deep down you did. I mean, it's the height of summer after all! Just think of all the lazy days in the sun ahead of you, think of all the girls that will undoubtedly be draping themselves half-naked all over your body. Maybe you could even invite one over to your house and show her what you keep in the basement. After a couple of drinks of course, you know from experience they have trouble running away after a few of those. Yes, today is a good day.


Chalk Talk - The Food Chain