I Have Dreams - Three Days 'Til Christmas

This would've been totally hilarious if I posted this three days before Christmas but I'm not, it's nowhere near Christmas. In fact, it's probably as far from Christmas as you can get and I don't give a shit because this album has absolutely nothing to do with Christmas. Fuck Christmas, I don't care for it. Hell, it's not even an album, it's an EP. Extended play. As opposed to a long play? Extended sounds like it ought to be longer than long. Shit, I don't care. This is the soundtrack to your girlfriend breaking up with you and getting together with some piece of shit junkie trash and making dumb twitter statuses about how she loves her boy dumb amounts and couldn't be happier while you continue to be a worthless loser going nowhere in life fast, but fuck it you get to play Oblivion all day and Skyrim's coming out in November and you don't need a girlfriend because video games are way better anyway and they won't break your fragile little emo heart.

Three Days 'Til Christmas

Maths - Descent

British screamo group Maths will be releasing the follow-up to their 2009 LP Descent, imaginatively titled Ascent. Order it here, and in the meantime:


Descent

Logs - Hogz

Features one of the guys from Kidcrash, though they aren't too similar; Logs are much less mathy and have a grittier sound. Good stuff for sure, official release will be beginning of 2011 through Denovali.


Hogz

Union of Uranus - To This Bearer of Truth

Can you spot a trend yet?

trendy ass motherfucking blog right here

The Hope and the Failure - The Lights Are On But This Dance Never Ends

Female fronted screamo that is rather fucking fantastic, it even makes the eternally grim and frosbitten BALLSTOTHEWALL want to mope all day and night.

So get moping

Vestiges - The Descent of Man

Vestiges are a cute little two-piece playing around with what I really want to call creamo metal but I'm not going to because that would be even stupider than I normally am. They mix up crust, post-metal, screamo and a tiny little bit of black metal to make something that sounds a bit like you'd expect it to - i.e. pretty damn good.

too bad the album cover is boring

The Spectacle - I, Fail

If you ignore the stupid name and never ever ever look at the album cover ever you'll probably like this more. They play creamo sort of like Alpinist except a lot more post-rocky and a little more melodic and whatnot, actually reminds me sort of like The Fall of Efrafa at times too except more screamo and some bits remind me more of old school hardcore punk type shit but not really perhaps sorta. You know what I mean. Oh and they're also A BUNCH OF ANARCHISTS FUCK THE GOVERNMENT.

DEATH TO FALSE CREAMO

I Hate Myself - 10 Songs

KA ME HA ME HAAAA

I hate you too

Pg.99/Majority Rule - Document #12

Pg.99 motherfuckers. No, not just Pg.99 but Majority fucking Rule too. God fucking damn it, what more do you want? City of Caterpillar too? Well tough luck. On this split Pg.99 showcase their softer, more sensitive but ultimately also really rather creepy side while Majority Rule bullshit about feminism or something. Get it.

Document #12

Downfall of Gaia - Epos

Dark and crusty hardcore from the Deutschland - a place thats seems to be producing plenty of bands in the style in recent years.

Anyways, here we have the new LP from Downfall of Gaia for your listening pleasure. Enjoy.

Or else.


Epos

Ampere - The First Five Years

Insanely fast-paced screamo/hardcore with minute long songs. Seriously, it's 29 songs and it's about 29 minutes long.

It also rules

If I didn't convince you these guys rose out of the ashes of seminal screamo band Orchid.

A Plethora of Off Minor

Well not really a plethora because that implies an excess, and as any hardcore or screamo fan will tell you: you can never have enough Off Minor.

So yeah started listening to their flawless 2008 EP Some Blood just now and needed to post everything they've done so the world can revel in the brilliance that is Off Minor. Here is everything I have of theirs, the topmost being the most essential and the bottom-most being least essential.
They're all fantastic though.

Off Minor - The Heat Death of the Universe (LP)
Off Minor - Some Blood (EP)
Off Minor - Innominate (LP)
Off Minor and Killie (Split)
Off Minor - Problematic Courtship
Off Minor and I Am The Resurrection (Split)
Off Minor and St. Alban's Kids (Split)
Off Minor and My Disco (Split)

Japan can bring the skramz

If Envy weren't proof enough of this then thankfully we have Heaven In Her Arms and Killie to bolster the ranks of really fucking good screamo. Now this might sound a little offensive but I'm kind of surprised these Japanese folks can come across as quite so emotional, normally they seem a bit, well, lacking on the emotional front (fuck yeah, sweeping generalisations). Regardless - new Heaven In Her Arms album right hurr. It's intense, sort of black metally and just plain awesome i.e. just listen to it because I said so.

Heaven In Her Arms - Paraselene

In Japannnnnn

Got in to Tokyo yesterday. Place is so humid right now goddamn. It's cool though coz I got to see my family and KITTENS fuck they're cute. They're not really kittens anymore actually, they're basically fully grown. Still adorable though.

Anyways here's some Japanese music

Envy - Insomniac Doze - post rock screamo

Corrupted - El Mundo Frio - sludge

1000 Travels of Jawaharlal - 終わりは来ない - screamo

Intestine Baalism - Anatomy of the Beast - melodic death metal

Ryuichi Sakamoto - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - neoclassical, electronic

LyRix oV tHe DaayYy

More like lyrics of the gay, am I right? No I'm not right, it's Pg.99, motherfuckers.

You are every ounce of horror, every reminding second of a completely terrible life. You’re the single most constant mistake of why most my body aches, and from the cold, iron shackles you locked around my heart to the chunks of my life you picked out from your teeth. I remember for a second about the person I used to be. (- We Left As Skeletons)

I can't fucking stand people.

Pg.99 - Document #8

Hope you appreciate this is the only post of it's kind that will ever exist since qwe doesn't like homos. He's a homophobe. A fag hater. It's okay I still love him though, we're tight not loose like the title of this blog might suggest.

Do you ever feel hopeless?

Just completely devoid of life, like there's no real point to getting up and working your bullshit 9 to 5 job in order to buy things you ultimately have absolutely no need for? Well what you need is some skramz in your life. Something to scream along to when nobody else is around. I mean, it would be pretty embarrassing if someone was around, wouldn't it? Wait, what's that? You don't give a fuck? Well that's the right attitude, man, you go around and scream your fucking lungs out. I'm with you in spirit, dude. I'm with you in spirit.

Loma Prieta - Life/Less



Comadre/Glasses - Split

This shit looks gay as fuck

Kevin said so. Although he wouldn't know crusty skramz if it wriggled it's way in between his buttcheeks and impregnated his large intestine.


Brume Retina - Agresse Gueule