Plato had a theory about reality that deals with two worlds. One, the world of forms, is an inherently perfect and good world containing forms upon which the other world, our "physical" world is based, but everything in our world is but an inferior copy of the forms of the perfect world, even concepts such as mathematics, and we couldn't even comprehend what constitutes "perfection."
And I don't give a shit.
Fuck you Plato. Had you spent more time outside, not focused on thinking up far-fetched shit and being wrong all the time you'd have had a better life with lots of poon, you huge-brained git. And y'know what the ultimate result of all your thinking has been? A FUCKING 2 HR EXAM YOU FUCK.
Anyways, your theory is proved worthless by the existance of Scarlett Johansson's lips, Godspeed You! Black Emperor and the Radiohead song "Lucky."
Ugh also the dude at the counter is looking at me funny. I think he wants me to buy another coffee. Piss off. If you charge double the price you shouldn't be suprised when I buy half the amount I normally would. It's good coffee though.