Monday, June 28, 2010
Heaven In Her Arms - Paraselene
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Listen to music from one of the ugliest album covers in existence. They're not as handsome as me.
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Got in to Tokyo yesterday. Place is so humid right now goddamn. It's cool though coz I got to see my family and KITTENS fuck they're cute. They're not really kittens anymore actually, they're basically fully grown. Still adorable though.
Anyways here's some Japanese music
Envy - Insomniac Doze - post rock screamo
Corrupted - El Mundo Frio - sludge
1000 Travels of Jawaharlal - 終わりは来ない - screamo
Intestine Baalism - Anatomy of the Beast - melodic death metal
Ryuichi Sakamoto - Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence - neoclassical, electronic
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Low - I Could Live In Hope
You get into work and your boss looks at you funny, so you glare back at him. I mean who the fuck does this snotty little man think he is anyway? He strolls up to you and asks to have a quiet word. Pretentious faggot. If he wants to say anything he can say it out loud - right here. Being the docile animal that you are, you follow him into his office and he promptly states that you're work is 'less than satisfactory'. Bullshit. You work your fucking ass off so that he and his smug little colleagues can do jack shit all day. We'll see about that. Your ears roar as you close your hands around his throat, forcing the air from his lungs and pounding his head over and over again into the desk, taking delight in how he bleeds all over the horrendously expensive upholstery.
Weekend Nachos - Bleed EP
You leave the office with an enormous grin plastered on your face. After all, today is a good day. You knew it would be when you woke up this morning. Or at least deep down you did. I mean, it's the height of summer after all! Just think of all the lazy days in the sun ahead of you, think of all the girls that will undoubtedly be draping themselves half-naked all over your body. Maybe you could even invite one over to your house and show her what you keep in the basement. After a couple of drinks of course, you know from experience they have trouble running away after a few of those. Yes, today is a good day.
Chalk Talk - The Food Chain
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Since Godspeed is playing live in England (fuck you SlightlyEpic) I thought I'd celebrate their reunion by posting a live bootleg from L'Olympic in 2003.
You cannot miss this. It's a terrific live performance.
And if you can't make it to any of the venues in England, this is your best alternative.
F# A# Infinity
Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada
Lift Your Skinny Fists To Heaven
Just tried sleeping a bit but rain keeps fucking hitting the roof and the roof is made of tin so it makes a monumental racket and I'm all FUCKOFF RAIN and it's all NO in the form of continuous noise.
Rain music for y'all
Agalloch - Of Stone, Wind and Pillor black/folk/post rock
Drudkh - Blood In Our Wells atmospheric black
Film School - alwaysnever shoegaze
Mobb Deep - The Infamous hip hop
Add some rain to it
Saturday, June 19, 2010
And I don't give a shit.
Fuck you Plato. Had you spent more time outside, not focused on thinking up far-fetched shit and being wrong all the time you'd have had a better life with lots of poon, you huge-brained git. And y'know what the ultimate result of all your thinking has been? A FUCKING 2 HR EXAM YOU FUCK.
Anyways, your theory is proved worthless by the existance of Scarlett Johansson's lips, Godspeed You! Black Emperor and the Radiohead song "Lucky."
Ugh also the dude at the counter is looking at me funny. I think he wants me to buy another coffee. Piss off. If you charge double the price you shouldn't be suprised when I buy half the amount I normally would. It's good coffee though.
Broken Water - Whet
I'm a cowboy, motherfucker. The only downside to being a cowboy is that there are people out there trying to stop whatever badass things you want to do. You know, sheriffs and stuff. I'm not too sure if a sheriff actually qualifies as being a cowboy himself, but he's a cowboy killer. He kills cowboys. Well only if he's good I guess, if not I suppose the cowboys kill him. A Day in Black and White are a band that support the killing of cowboys. How edgy is that?
Friday, June 18, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
How fucking good does that look.
It's amazing how delicious hunger can make even the crappiest food seem.
Anyways long story short, my meal sucked and I ended up with an empty belly (well that's not true I had some tiny teddies fuck yeah tiny teddies.)
My point is that when cafeterias trying something even remotely fancy and ambitious it is bound to end in failure. If Blink-182 tried to write a symphony everyone would be like fuck off and go back to writing 3 min pop songs, so why is it ok for this kind of tomfoolery allowed to happen in the kitchen? It shouldn't be and I'm fucking taking a stand.
On a side note heres some fantastic folk/black metal for y'all
You are every ounce of horror, every reminding second of a completely terrible life. You’re the single most constant mistake of why most my body aches, and from the cold, iron shackles you locked around my heart to the chunks of my life you picked out from your teeth. I remember for a second about the person I used to be. (- We Left As Skeletons)
I can't fucking stand people.
Hope you appreciate this is the only post of it's kind that will ever exist since qwe doesn't like homos. He's a homophobe. A fag hater. It's okay I still love him though, we're tight not loose like the title of this blog might suggest.
Catharsis - Passion
Loma Prieta - Life/Less
Comadre/Glasses - Split
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
It's uh...4 a.m.
Because I wanted to show you something.
C'mon I made you breakfast. You like Froot Loops right? Good, eat up.
Get in the car.
I'm not telling, you'll have to see for yourself.
In about a minute.
What's your watch say? Dash clock is fried.
Sweet, we should be right on time. Yeah, we are. I can tell.
Now look up
Ceremony - Rohnert Park
Anyways I'd like to follow on from Slightly's post about what I'd like to refer to as "sandwich makers" but can't for fear of coming off as disgustingly sexist. And plus I'd be afraid that these guys would sue me.
Anyways, yes. Let me present you with this:
That's Dianna Agron from the musical TV comedy Glee, and as you can see she is gorgeous.
Now It'd be very bold to say she was the hottest thing that's ever walked the planet, but let me provide some food for thought:
FUCKING LOOK AT HER.
That smile, in which the whitest teeth are revealed by those impossibly impeccable DSL* and the perfect way they come together at flawless junctions at either side of her mouth seems to be inviting me to go places no one, man or woman, would object to going. I subject myself to you Dianna and accept your invitation. Take me now and I will be yours forever after. And we will dance around bonfires with leaves and flowers in our hair, and be merry with red wine in our hands and figs we picked from wild bushes in little cane baskets hanging in the crooks of our elbows.
And we can listen to this always.
The "constraint" issue is a common complaint, usually made by people who know nothing about grind. But hey, Qwe knows more grind than you, and he can prove it.
Gigantic Brain sounds nothing like any grind you've ever heard except for the fact that it will sonically castrate you.
BTW this is one fucking guy.
also SlightlyEpic sucks at Fallout 3
Gigantic Brain - The Invasion. 63 Tracks of absolute insanity.
Case in point: Girl I inadvertantly fell in love with. I have so many pictures of her you don't even know. But what to go along with her? Well you could always listen to Carissa's Wierd. It's eerily haunting and depressing as fuck so if you do that whole thing where you hang yourself and masturbate to the above simultaneously, well, it wouldn't bother you too much if you accidently killed yourself. I mean it's not like you'll ever get with her anyway. She won't ever love you like you love her. Or like I love her. Or...
Carissa's Wierd - Songs About Leaving
Could be both actually.
The point is that this shiny, pristine slice of internet has been set aside expressly for our thoughts, ideas, ponderings, musings, dialogues, diatribes, drivel, inventions, inklings, wonderances and dreams.
Also, we will post some sweet ass music.
Case in point:
Watchmaker - Erased From The Memory of Man