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Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Fuck Snakes

So I woke up like any other day, went outside on ma nigga stoop to smoke a Newport, and there it was: a fucking snake completely vertical coming out of the steps to my right. I peed my pants and then pooped my pants and peed my pants and then pooped my pants and then I went inside and pooped my pants. I hate snakes.

This is what it looked like:

I looked it up and it's called an Eastern Garter snake, completely nonvenomous but still, fuck that asshole.

Gonna go punch him in the face while listening to some awesome black metal, courtesy of Von.

Von - Satanic Blood Angel

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